Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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