Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I could fuck to npr.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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