I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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