i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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