her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's blow job season.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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