Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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