apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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