Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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