I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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