Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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