No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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