you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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