Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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