I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize