I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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