i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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