So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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