I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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