I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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