After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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