Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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