But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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