physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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