So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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