Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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