I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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