No stitches, just platelets and will power
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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