you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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