marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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