Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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