Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Is it penis luge time yet?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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