New invention idea: vibrating tampons
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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