A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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