would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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