Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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