butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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