windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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