This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Come on in and take your pants off
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