is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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