Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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