So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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