Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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