Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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