I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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