Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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