So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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