I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Are my feet made of real feet?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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