Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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