I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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