Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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